So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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