do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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