I'm going to jail i love you
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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