Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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