come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
