google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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