oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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