my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She said her name was "party"
Your dad touched me again.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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