I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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