she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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