READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
