Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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