quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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