Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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