What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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