So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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