He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We need a shit load of segways right now
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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