What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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