this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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