I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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