(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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