i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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