Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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