she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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