I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
