i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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