the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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