Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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