If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
