They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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