Grow some girl-balls and come out already
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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