So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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