Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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