A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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