i permit you to call me
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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