I just pynch a tree in the face
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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