Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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