Small penises have feelings too.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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