oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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