If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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