As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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