Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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