i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I think my moral compass just broke
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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