Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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