So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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