So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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