I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
