Heybabeimwearingurpanties
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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