forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
this is an emotional support booty call
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
