woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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