I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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