So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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