I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
