he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
nutella sex= disaster
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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