dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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